nce upon a time there has a young LLAMA TRAINER named DICK. He was TALL, VERY TALL, TALLER THAN MOST JUMP in the FUZZY forest when he met PURPLE HARRY, a run-away POOL CLEANER from the HAIRY Queen DEBBIE.
DICK could see that PURPLE HARRY was hungry so he reached into his BROWN PAPER BAG and give him his WONDROUS ICE CREAM SANDWHICH. PURPLE HARRY was thankful for DICK‘s ICE CREAM SANDWHICH, so he told DICK a very QUEER story about Queen DEBBIE‘s daughter VERONICA. How her mother, the HAIRY Queen DEBBIE, kept her locked away in a PLANETARIUM protected by a gigantic COYOTE, because VERONICA was so DEBATIVE.
DICK DANCED A LEPRECHAUN DANCE. He vowed to PURPLE HARRY the POOL CLEANER that he would save the DEBATIVE VERONICA. He would MOLEST the COYOTE, and take VERONICA far away from her eveil mother, the HAIRY Queen DEBBIE, and ARM WRESTLE her.
Then, all of the sudden, there was a CONFUSED TORRENTIAL RAINFALL and PURPLE HARRY the POOL CLEANER began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic COYOTE from his story. HAIRY Queen DEBBIE TAP DANCED out from behind a CAT SCRATCH POST and struck DICK dead. In the far off PLANETARIUM you could hear a BIGGLEBOMPACHOMPAGUMMAGUMMAHODORENDAKOO.