Ha! I bought porn

Dear Santa…

Dear Santa,

This year I’ve been busy!

In February I helped hippocrates across the street (6 points). Last Tuesday I ate my brussel sprouts (1 points). Last Saturday spikeygrrl and I robbed a bank (-50 points). In July I caught a purse-snatcher who stole rosewhite115‘s purse (30 points). In September I bought porn for _furiousrose_ (10 points).

Overall, I’ve been naughty (-3 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!

Sincerely,
eddiecoyote

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